The Bureau of Oddities — Deposit Record

Object Title: The Bakery Visitor

Record Number: #0001

Category: Moving Curiosity / Animated Artifact

Date of Appearance: Winter, early morning light

Description: A small articulated skeleton was observed departing a dark dwelling, travelling some distance, and entering a café establishment. The figure obtained a hot beverage, appeared satisfied, and later placed a frosted cake upon its own head for reasons unknown. Movement is imperfect but determined.

Materials: Plastic figure, hinged doors, artificial patisserie, patience.

Condition: Stable. Slightly jubilant.

Notes from the Custodian: The figure seems to understand routine. No evidence suggests it understands consequence. It was not corrected.